Look, we’ve all been there. Your egg is just sitting in a cardboard carton like a peasant, waiting to be turned into an omelet. It’s got no goals, no ambition, and frankly, it’s boring.

It’s time to change that.

The "Suit & Tie" Egg Stand is the upgrade your kitchen—and your life—desperately needs. Why settle for a dark, cramped carton when your egg could be standing tall, wearing a custom suit, and staring down your family?

Why this stand is objectively superior to a cardboard box:

• Instant Authority: A secret service agent in your fridge is a massive upgrade from a soggy piece of cardboard.
• Professionalism: Unlike a carton, this stand gives your egg the posture of a high-stakes professional, not a grocery store refugee.
• Perfect Fit: Designed specifically to accommodate Medium/Large (M/L) eggs perfectly.
• Creative Outlet: The egg head is a blank canvas. Whether you want to draw a stern bodyguard or a doodle that looks like it was drawn by a toddler, it’s going to look 100% more sophisticated than a carton ever could.
• Space Management: A carton takes up half your fridge shelf. This guy just takes up a tiny corner of your fridge, holding your egg with the discipline of a professional bodyguard.

Printing info (included in the provided Prusaslicer 3mf file):

• Supports: Needed, but you can scale overhang threshold down to 20.
• Filament: I used PLA, but use PETG for warm eggs.
• Seam position to the back!
• I used brim just in case, but not sure if it's needed. Defenitely enable brim for PETG.
• Layer height: 0.15 mm
• External perimeter and top solid infill speed: 50 mm/s

If you don't print this, your egg will never reach its full potential. Do the right thing. Print a suit, grab a marker, and give your egg the career it deserves.