It's not a remix, although...
That's not a bad thing, although...
It doesn't fix anything.
It doesn't move.

But man, is it fun.

In a galaxy far, far away, long before recorded history, a knight created the first lightsaber, using a rather crude Jenruax crystal that gave its blade a bronze hue.
This knight, named Ugo Carl Sege, was the progenitor of all future Jedi and Sith knights!