Meet Broc ’n Roll: the tiniest veggie with the biggest attitude.

With clenched fists, a chef-scaring scowl, and a glorious crown of florets, he’s ready to guard your snack drawer. 

Perfect as a desk mascot, gag gift, or a silent reminder that maybe—just maybe—you should eat something green today. 

Pop him by your plants, on your gaming setup, or in the kitchen—he’ll keep watch everywhere (and keep a fist cocked just in case).