🧙♂🐽 "GandALF the Grey, cat-devourer and pipe-smoker"
Somewhere deep in Middle-earth… or maybe just in Willy Tanner’s garage, a strange wizard appears: ALF dressed as Gandalf, a cosmic fusion between Melmac and the Shire.
His grey beard likely hides remnants of roasted cat, but today, he's playing the pacifist card… and the cat on his lap is praying it stays that way.

Sitting like a wise man (or a stuffed glutton), staff in hand and pipe in mouth, he seems to be pondering life’s greatest questions:

💭 "Should I smoke… or eat the cat first?"

His gaze? Mischievous. His style? 100% hobbit-approved.
But don’t be fooled by his calm demeanor: if you hear, "Do you have a microwave? The cat doesn’t fit in the toaster!"...
Run, you fools!
It’s already too late.