Are you a gamer who's been begging for this in the comments of my last sword design? Well, I'm not a gamer, but it's your lucky day. Here's the Master Sword, from a person who knows nothing about video games.

In case you haven't read my story about banana bread in the description of my last sword, I suggest starting there. TL;DR: I gave a clown a sword, tried to barter another sword for a loaf of bread, got rejected on Tinder, and posted it here instead.

Then, a couple thousand people thought it was pretty cool. So, thank you.

However, it wasn't enough for everyone. For some, there is only one sword that matters. My painstaking original designs cannot satisfy the fervor of these devoted, true believers. My banana sword—with its tiny, fragile pins that barely fit in thoose bizarrely angled holes—could never stand up to THE sword. The ONLY sword. The Master Sword… whatever that is.

Creativity is dead. Long live recycled ideas based off grainy reference images I found on the Zelda Wiki.

The Master Sword is longer, bigger, heavier, and more intricate. The full length matches my 39" banana sword, or can be increased to 48" by adding two more components in the blade stackup. I've allowed all different-colored components of the sword to print separately, so you can bring your make as close to—or far from—in-game colors as you wish, without the need for paint. Oh, and the news you've all been waiting for: No more pins inside the blade. I've got something much better this time.

Please enjoy this sword. Good luck figuring out Zelda's legend, or whatever it is you do. I have no idea what the game is about.

Also, I started a Patreon for those who feel VERY strongly about my work. See link on my profile.